/*life is like a box of condoms no matter which one you pick your still gonna get screwed*\
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heres a big fuck you to the calls i waited for, the dates i hoped for, the love i wanted, the tears i cried,and the heart you broke.asshole.
u kno that its over when he says hi and ur heart dont flip!!
hey, its me. im out at dunkin donuts buyin coffee and donuts. ttyl. dip dip *sluuuuurp
Funny, i can make this lasagna in the microwave for minute, or in the oven for 5 days.
Dont look now, but i am sitting under your computer looking up your dress!!!
Do you ever wonder why you like a person that will never look your way?
sys.Reality corrupted....Reboot (y/n)?
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