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I see no point in going to school any more unless you can prove google will not be around for ever

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Damn freak...... I sacrificed 100 of girls for the admiration of one loving girl.......

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First Etta James and now Whitney Houston?! For the love of music- someone please protect Aretha Franklin. #truemusiclegends

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yesterday i was walking down the street and out of no where a hobo tries to tear off my socks, so in self defense i butt raped him.

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"I'm going to spend this valentines with me ex.... BOX360"

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"Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you" "Yeah, and so is a grenade"

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"Only in America do we order double cheese burgers with extra fries, greasy chicken nuggets and a DIET soda"

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