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If one sychronized swimmer drowns do the rest all have to drown too?
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If they say TVs so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
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Im spending some quality time with my pilow... and doing my spelling too (zzzzzzz):-D
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Studying. Notice how they conviently put "DYING" at the end of this word?
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im so cool i make the ice cubes shiver!
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I am not anti-social ..................................... I just dont like you!
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Kissing is showing your emotions...wanna show me your emotions..?:)
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they say that when you die your life flashes before your eyes...so make it worth watching
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The tree outside looks so lonely...maybe I should go hug it. .
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*The best gift you can give is a hug: 1 size fits all and nobody ever minds if you return it*
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love is just a four letter word that crushes you when you fall deep into it
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Which Is More Idiotic? Thinking That I Actually Loved You or Knowing That You Never Did?
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Fat people are harder to kidnap
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Love is hope. Hope is faith. Faith is trust. Trust love.
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Your lips keep moving, but all i hear is bla bla bla!!!
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