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	1602	See my haloO:-) bright n shiny:-) Mess with me>:o Ill kick your hiney:-D
	1598	My dick is temperarely stuck in the disk drive. my friend told me it was a dick drive
	1215	guys are like romats...press one butten andthey are turned on!...i guess that explains why i am away;)
	1146	Theres no point having a heart if you wont love.
	683	I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- thats all the sailors I could screw in one night.”
	761	who was the first person to look at a cow and say hmm i think ill squeeze these lil dangly things here and drink whatever comes out of them?
	1354	a//BeSt::FriEnD::is A sisTeR tHat DeStInY[(fOrGoT)] to:: GiVe\\u...
	65	I lost my seeing-eye dog, I went to go find him...I think hes somewhere by the sound of traffic, lemme go check!
	1246	boys are like chocolate they go right to your hips
	131	This is (your name)s computer. He/she isnt here. Good thing...cuz he/she sure as HELL doesnt wanna talk to you, %n!
	595	American Eagle t-shirt= $25 Aeropostale Hoodie= $50 Joe Boxers= $8 Having all my boyfriends clothes on my floo= priceless
	1135	twitches Hi. im bob.......i like sharp pointy objects....i shall KILL you.....so you should run away now.......run before i come and get you....here i come...you should run faster....oops...too late.....your dead......Bye!
	414	What do you do when the only person who can get you to stopp crying, is the person that made you cry?
	223	ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ If your wondering where the P is... its about to run down my leg in a second. Leave a message...ill be sure to get back to ya! .:!:.Me.:!:.
	1327	Hater only hate because the hate the hate of hate of jelousy of hating the hate of them!

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